March 2012
Jennifer Lawrence and first impressions:
Woody Harrelson: I was on my bus, and on my bus I have a yoga swing. Jennifer comes on, and she goes, 'Hi, Woody, I'm J—is that a sex swing?' Her first sentence to me.
Josh Hutcherson: When I got cast, she called me up for one of those five-minute 'Excited to work with you, blah, blah, blah' things. The conversation started with her saying, 'Think about a catheter going in – ouch!' and then turns into a 45-minute rant about zombies and the apocalypse.
Zoë Kravitz: I'd met her a few times, and she was like, 'You should come over and we'll hang out.' So I go over to her apartment, and she opens the door in a towel. She's like, 'Come in, sorry, you're early, I was about to shower.' And she drops her towel and gets in the shower, and starts shaving her legs, totally naked. She was like, 'Are we here yet? Is this OK?' And I was like, 'I guess we're there!'
me: okay its time to be productive today
me: let me just go on tumblr first
me: well its getting late i should probably get to bed
antumbral:
modmad:
I just had to buy this tea. Just look at this guy. Look at him.
That lion is the most dapper fuck I have ever seen.
He’s just like;
“Kindly observe the sum total of fucks I administer.”
Yuuuuusssssss.
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
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